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I Found My Husband in a Caravaggio Painting?!
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I Found My Husband in a Caravaggio Painting?!
So, I was casually strolling through the Uffizi, admiring the masterpieces, when bam—there’s my husband, staring back at me from a Caravaggio! Same eyes, same nose, same “I forgot to take the trash out” look. I’m pretty sure he wasn’t alive in the 1600s… or was he? 🤔
Now, I’m left with the million-dollar question: how on earth could he have ended up in a painting centuries ago? Time travel? Secret vampire? Doppelgänger from the Renaissance?
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OMG, that is him! Maybe this explains why he’s always “busy” on weekends… time-traveling back to pose for Caravaggio! 😂 No wonder he’s so tired after “golf”.
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I knew it! He’s always had a ‘classic’ look about him. Next time he complains about work, just remind him it’s nothing compared to surviving the 1600s. 😎
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I use the same time-machine. If you haven’t already noticed, have a look at my profile photo – it’s actually a painting by Caravaggio. Sat for him last year – eh. that is 1593. Promise 🤫
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Maybe he’s part of some secret eternal life club? Either that, or Caravaggio had a weird premonition about husbands leaving their socks everywhere. 😆
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Clearly, he’s a Renaissance vampire! That explains why he never ages. I bet he’s been sneaking into your Netflix account for centuries too! 🧛♂️
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He probably just sweet-talked Caravaggio into painting him. I can see it now: ‘Hey, I’ve got a timeless face, you need this for your portfolio.’ 😂
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Oooh, I need to talk to your hubbie about that machine of his 🤑
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